The term “wifeable” isn’t an actual word, but there is so much meaning to it. Say it to any guy, he’ll know exactly what you’re talking about.
It is a common misconception to assume that party girls make bad wives. Are party girls really not wifeablethough? Wrong! These girls are actually great candidates for marriage. Party hard and YOLO is just a stage of every normal human being. Here are 10 reasons why party girls make the best wives eventually.
- They’re most probably over it
Party girls had so much fun at one point in their lives, that going out and getting drunk doesn’t actually appeal to them anymore. They’ve been through it all and they just want to take it easy and settle down now. Ex-party girls will never be tempted by nightlife as opposed to girls who haven’t partied enough in their lives.
- They know how to have fun
Married life often turns into a boring routine. When it comes to spicing things up, ex-party girls really do know how to switch things around and make them fun again. They’re extremely skilled in this department actually. Never a dull moment with these girls.
- They don’t mind staying up all night
Kids come hand in hand with sleepless nights. Ex-party girls have no problem staying up all night, obviously. She’s been there and done that.
- They can function normally while being completely out of it
Party girls can go to work straight from an after-party and still act like a normal person. Nothing a pair of sunglasses or a cup of coffee can’t fix… This ability is extremely helpful with toddlers.
- They don’t get grossed out easily
Party girls see a lot of gross shit like friends puking all over themselves or the nastiest after-hour bathrooms ever. Not to mention all the other weird things drunk people do inside clubs’ bathrooms… She’s seen it all and she’s cool with it. An ex-party girl might actually find a puking toddler cute after all the shit she’s seen in her life.
- If they can take care of their drunk friends, they can take care of a crying toddler
Ever had to carry a drunk girlfriend home while also being slightly out of it? Ever tried to prevent your drunk friend from texting her ex or hooking up with a random dude? It’s not easy… Like it should be listed as a skill on your CV, because that shit takes patience, determination and focus. Taking care of a crying toddler? Pfft! Any party girl can handle that task like a pro.
- They love to look good
Party girls always make sure they look good. It’s an actual tradition – before going out, party girls meet and get ready together to look as appealing to the opposite sex as possible. The need to look good will stay with them forever and that is definitely not a bad thing.
- They’re wild in bed
This point shouldn’t surprise you. Everyone knows that drunk sex is the best sex. Party girls are obviously professionals in this department. Oh, and, an ex-party girl doesn’t have to get drunk to rock your world… she already knows all the tricks, duh!
- They’re not selfish
A Party Girl’s Bible says to always make sure other people are having as much fun as you. It’s never cool to party alone, right? Making sure your friends are as drunk as you is a must. An ex-party girl will carry this mentality on to her married life. She will always make sure that her better half is as happy and satisfied as she is. Always.
- They won’t judge your eating habits
Pizza at 3 a.m. is not weird for a party girl, it’s actually awesome. She will join you in any crazy food adventure. She can also make the best snacks of life, because she knows what a human body craves after a night of partying.
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