ARIZONA by: Charle Owen Brown

 

   

I will either be famous or infamous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ARIZONA

by: Charle Owen Brown

 

How it was made and Who made it

or.

The Land that God Forgot

The Devil was given permission one day

To select him a land for his own special sway;

 

So he hunted around for a month or more

Ad fussed and fumed and terribly swore,

But at last was delighted a country to view

where the prickly pears and mesquite grew.

With a survey brief, without further excuse,

He took his stand on the banks of the Santa

Cruz

 

He saw there was some improvement to make,

For he felt his own reputation was at stake.

And an idea struck him-he swore by his horns,

to make a complete vegetation of thorns.

He studded the land with the prickly pears

And scattered the cactus everywhere.

The Spanish dagger, sharp pointed and tall,

And last the cholla the worst of all.

 

He imported Apaches direct from Hell,

And the ranks of his sweet scented train to

Swell.

A legion of skunks, whose loud, loud smell

Perfumed the county he loved so well.

And then for his life be could not see why

–           The river should carry even water supply.

      And he swore if he gave it another drop

      You might take his head and his horns for a mop.

      He filled the river with sand till it was almost

And promised himself on its slimy brink.

    The control of all who from it shall drink.

He saw there was one more improvement to make,

     He imported the scorpion, tarantula, and rattlesnake,

     That all who might come to this country to dwell

Would be sure to think it was almost like Hell.

 

He fixed the heat at one hundred and seven,

And banished forever the moisture from heaven.

But remembered as he heard his furnace roar,

That the heat might reach five hundred or more.

And after he fixed things so thorny and well,

He said “I’ll be damned if this don’t beat Hell.”

Then he flapped his wings and away he flew

And vanished from earth in a blaze of blue.

 

And now, no doubt, in some corner of Hell

He gloats over the work he had done so wall,

And vows that Arizona cannot be beat

For Scorpion, tarantulas, snakes, and heat.

For his own realm compares so well

He feels assured it surpasses Hell.

 

Charle Owen Brown was born in October,

1829 and died Aug. 13, 1908.  He came to the

Arizona Territory in the latter part of the 19th

Century and owned the Congress Saloon in

Tucson around the turn of the century. 

 

 

 

 

 

a little about me and my expertise – video

 

LAND SPECIALIST – LAND EXPERT – INVESTMENT BROKER – ARIZONA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPs3kpKR4nY

 

LAND SALES IN PHOENIX from 4-10-2013

http://walter-unger.com/?p=7956

 

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Walter Unger CCIM, CCSS, CCLS

I am a successful Commercial Investment Real Estate Broker in Arizona now for 15 years and I worked with banks and their commercial REO properties for 3 years. I am also a commercial and  Landspecialist in Phoenix and a Landspecialist in Arizona.

 

1.

WHETHER YOU LEASE OR OWN

NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOU TO EXPAND, UPGRADE OR INVEST.

 

In my opinion we are at bottom of the cycle in Commercial Real Estate in Phoenix, so there is only one way and it’s called we are going up again and now is the time for you to expand, upgrade or invest in Commercial Properties in Phoenix.  The prices on deals I may get you will not be around forever.

 

2.

IF YOU OR ANYBODY YOU KNOW IS IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR BUSINESS, AS MANY AMERICANS ARE IN THE MOMENT, AND ARE ABOUT TO LOSE YOUR COMMERCIAL PROPERTY, PLEASE CONTACT ME.  IF YOUR BANK IS BEHAVING BADLY I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP YOU GET OUT OF SOME OR MAYBE A LOT OF FUTURE HEADACHES.

 

3.

WAITING TO SELL YOUR LAND ? TIMES CHANGE / IT’S TIME

  We barely could give land away the last few years, but times are changing.  Even in those meager years, I sold more land across the state than most other brokers. Before the real estate crash I was a land specialist in Arizona with millions of dollars of transactions, but then I had to change and also sell other commercial investment properties, which was fun, but I am a Commercial Landspecialist in Arizonal, a Commercial Land Specialist in Phoenix and love to sell land, one acre to thousands of acres.

Since I was a Land Specialist in Arizona and a Land Speciaost in Phoenix many of my clients, Sellers and Buyers remember me and now they are calling me again, so this is the time to get back into land and none of my clients, including future clients, will miss out on getting their best deal.

Also, if you are up-side down on your land, like many Americans, and the lender is giving you a hard time, now is the time to put your land on the market. Lenders are making deals now with short sales.  I have been working with banks for many years – I learned how to work with them.

 

If you have any questions about the 1 to  3 above, about Commercial Investment Properties in Phoenix or Commercial Investment Properties in Arizona,  I will gladly sit down with you and share my expertise and my professional opinion in Commercial Properties in Phoenix or Commercial Properties in Arizona with you.Obviously I am also in this to make money, but it could be a win-win situation for all of us.

 

Please reply by e-mail walterunger@ccim.net or call me 520-975-5207 (cell)  602-778-5110 (office direct).

 

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Thank You

Walter

 

Walter Unger CCIM

Associate Broker

Kasten Long Commercial

2821 E. Camelback Road, Suite 600

Phoenix, AZ 85016

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